Who Would Win? Angry Birds VS Worms

A while back I decided to do a series called 'Who Would Win?' Since then my mind has been blank until I wrote about Worms recently. So welcome to the 2nd 'Who Would Win?'

The early bird catches the worm right? 

Well what if that worm pulled out a bazooka or shoved a Holy Hand Grenade down that bird's mouth? Boom!

I have been playing Worms for years and have only ever played one Angry Birds game. So I might be a bit biased but...

Sure birds can fling themselves like bombs at the worms and deploy smaller bird bombs but a worm could just retaliate with their own version known to us as a cluster bomb. Yeah the birds might have their tricks and squash a few worms here and there but look at the arsenal the worms have.

Bazookas, grenades, shotgun, minigun, dynamite, sheep, super sheep, banana bombs, air strikes, teleport, blow torch, ninja rope and of course if a bird is flying straight at you then the best option is to pull a baseball bat out and wham! Smash that bird out of the park! 

So in my eyes regardless of your boomerang type birds, heavy, small etc the worms would destroy them all.

Victory!

No birds or worms were harmed during the creation of this post.

Who Would Win? Earthworm Jim VS Naruto!

Greetings Matropolites! Hope you don't mind if I call you readers that???

As I was staring at my shelf lost in my own personal Neverland I suddenly noticed my Earthworm Jim and Naruto figures were seemingly facing off against each other. I couldn't remember putting them in that position, maybe there's a Toy Story thing happening when I leave my room. That would be totally awesome! Just as long as they don't break anything...