Greetings Matropolites! Hope you don't mind if I call you readers that???
As I was staring at my shelf lost in my own personal Neverland I suddenly noticed my Earthworm Jim and Naruto figures were seemingly facing off against each other. I couldn't remember putting them in that position, maybe there's a Toy Story thing happening when I leave my room. That would be totally awesome! Just as long as they don't break anything...
So an idea popped into my head! A new series called 'Who Would Win?' where I select random characters and share my thoughts on who I think would emerge victorious. Kind of cool right?
Let's start with Jim. He's an earthworm and I think Naruto would clumsily step on him if it wasn't for the fact that he wears a spacesuit that gives him extra strength and comes with a handy laser gun. He could fire it at Naruto or even use his space rocket to cause him trouble. Of course he could always use his head as a whip to tire Naruto out.
Naruto is a knucklehead ninja who can use ninjutsu to overcome his foes. Armed with kunai and shuriken he could easily cause Jim a problem or two and easily avoid the worm with his substitution jutsu or perhaps all it would take it would be his sexy jutsu...nose bleed alert! (Watch the show, you'll see what I mean)
Now taking everything into consideration I can only see Jim winning if he accidentally steps on Pete's (his little dog friend) foot that turns him into a rabid monster to attack Naruto or if a cow randomly falls out of the sky on top of the ninja. Groovy!
But Naruto's range of jutsu and resolve would give him overall power and advantage in my opinion. I think it would take just one Rasengan to end it or even a simple Multi- shadow Clone jutsu.
Winner- Naruto!
What do you think?
Grrrrrr next time! |
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